lemurs

only the greatest animal that ever existed

A. Hey aren't lemurs awesome?
B. Yes, I'm gonna get a pet one and name it little Slow Rider.

by Shannon6 November 23, 2007

lemurs

Totally and completely nutz.

A: So George Bush won the election.
B: Lemurs, man, lemurs.

by Megan November 3, 2004

thicc lemurs

A slang term for a fat raccoon

They aren't trash pandas they're thicc lemurs

by The nerdy overlord January 22, 2019

Porch Lemurs

1. The antithesis of porch monkeys
2. A myriad white people on a porch

e.g. On liberty avenue there seemed to be a bunch of porch lemurs about.

by porchlemur1 September 1, 2010

lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang

A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.

Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.

by Xochimilco4142 October 28, 2021

The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.

Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!

by boybetterknowsee3owu November 18, 2019

Lemuria

Mythical lost continent, companion to Atlantis.

Jeff: Hey man, let's go to Lemuria.
Ned: Sorry, dude; it doesn't exist.

by Sam Sundquist October 27, 2004