A drink made from Lemons and Vodka enjoyed by arrogant assholes in and around the area of Menlo Park, CA. Lemoncillo can apparently only be made one way. Made perfectly in Menlo Park.
Hey you guys, you are doing it all wrong! Everyrecipe for Lemoncillo is wrong but mine!
When one places a lemon into their own eye, enduring the pain, in the end causing their own death. This suicide caused by lemons is widely used by teens to try to get "high" but usually ends up in an unwanted death. Sometimes teens do want to die so they use two lemons, one in each eye, causing extreme pain and ultimately death.
"Oh no! Jerry commited lemoncide!"
"Emo kids love to commit lemoncide when they feel left out in the world.."
"LEMONCIDE!!!!!!"
*FACT: Almost 31% of American teens attempt to get "high" off of lemons, 19% of them commit lemoncide.