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lemonball 

When a male is finished with intercourse, he keeps his condom on and proceeds to fill it with urine. Then he or someone else removes it, ties it off, and proceeds to throw it at someone or something.
That fag Nathanial lemonballed my van last Tuesday.
lemonball by Naughty Nater November 12, 2009
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lemonball 

What American football should really be named.
Non-American: Brazil has an awesome football team.
American: WTF Brazil isn't in the NFL
Non-American: Hahaha you have mixed up football with your american lemonball.
lemonball by FrankoUnamerican September 1, 2008
when you have a testicle removed and the testicle remaining gets lonely
After the surgery, I think I developed lonball.
lonball by emilejfagerstromiv December 15, 2018

Lemonablism 

The process in which lemons eat other lemons.
That is lemonablism!
Lemonablism by LemonTurtle September 3, 2016

Lemoncillo 

A drink made from Lemons and Vodka enjoyed by arrogant assholes in and around the area of Menlo Park, CA. Lemoncillo can apparently only be made one way. Made perfectly in Menlo Park.
Hey you guys, you are doing it all wrong! Every recipe for Lemoncillo is wrong but mine!
Lemoncillo by arncraft October 16, 2009

learnballs

Your eyes. Especially in the context of learning.
Mike was reading his print textbook with his learnballs. Fortunately, there was ample light and the font was large enought to avoid eye strain.
learnballs by madintangibles November 25, 2018

Lemonjello 

lemonjello or lemonjello's
a dank ass coffee shop in Holland, MI

pronounced lemonjello (like the fruit, then the dessert)
or li-MON-jeh-lo (think dijon)
Let's go down to Lemonjello's and drink coffee.
Lemonjello by Lizzie1000 July 7, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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