leking 

A man with unlimited beauty and self-confidence. A leking thinks he is gods gift to the world, and probably is. The fact that he knows this makes him somewhat annoying and amusing at the same time.

leking is loving himself again.

Typical leking

leking by Rach July 10, 2004

leking 

Often big-headed and obsessed with their own genitalia, lekings are in no way anything like they claim to be.

More often than not they haunt internet forums, proclaiming that they are 'teh secks' and other such egotistical comments.

Avoid at all costs, for fear of losing your self-confidance.

They are often known to have a heinous anus.

Also used as an insult to someone who thinks they are hardcore, cool or popular, but are not.

"You leking."

Leking: "I r teh secks."
Bystander: "Go home, small child."
Leking: "Admit it."
Bystander: "You have the largest ego I have ever seen. Stop invading my cleavage."

leking by Anon July 11, 2004

leking 

A person who is severly dissilusional to his surroundings and physical appearance.

Is normally a loner or loser.

Spends alot of time on the internet doing nothing.

That guy is a a Leking.

leking by Mike Hunt. July 11, 2004

Gary Leeing 

To laugh so uncontrollably that you have to sit down to gather your bearings

The joke was so funny that I started Gary Leeing

Gary Leeing by DavesDenim April 11, 2015

Lenking 

To spend time unproductively, leisurely, not doing anything of use. However, this is not necessarily a negative term; it also implies a relaxed and unstressed period.

We have just spent the afternoon lenking about really, had a few beers and a few games of pool.

Lenking by Graham C Pluck January 15, 2009

Lexing

An extreme form of simping.

Damn, that guy is lexing hard for Jeremy.

Lexing by Father Tak May 24, 2020

Lexington Alarm Clock 

The act of defecating in a pillow case, and then hitting someone with that pillowcase.

She wouldn't wake up so I gave her a Lexington alarm clock.

Lexington Alarm Clock by Jreed84 April 29, 2011