lexing

to give some a lexing is to spin a series of lies to them, many of which should be about yourself, in order to make them like/respect you, and particluarly to sleep with you.
Cornelius gave Mary-Sue a lexing, and as a result succesfully laid her ass.
by Ryan M Miller June 28, 2005
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Lexing

Damn, that guy is lexing hard for Jeremy.
by Father Tak May 25, 2020
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Lexed

When you have done an extreme good job (but not as extraordinary good as a Peter-Jan, even if it's not necessary)
'Wow man you've really Lexed it with this new software.'
'Yeah thx, I keep working on it though until I've Peter-Janned it.'
'Ooh give yourself a break. ReLEX.'
by Epic010 November 06, 2022
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Lex

the best girl in the world, she always has ur back even if ur wrong, shes lovable but has a bitchy side that u learn to see past, shes beautiful but thinks shes ugly, the best friend a person could ever ask for:)
Guy 1: Who's that hot blonde chick sitting over there.
Me: That's my best friend, Lex, dont talk to her unless u plan on sticking around...or ur gunna wake up at the bottom of a reallllyyyyy deep hole.
by (secretlyawsome) September 03, 2011
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Lex

A beautiful, precious female who is adorable in every way
Lex is perfect
by Alex uwu December 01, 2018
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Lex

Known especially for their uncontrollable humor, Lex are hard to come by. Being such rare specimens of attractivity, Lexs tend to naturally seduce many creatures of the opposite sex. A Lex is often very musically inclined, with percussion coming as easily as riding a bike. (Well, in a Lex's case, riding a bike might not come so easily...you know, coordination.)
If you meet a Lex, you'll probably notice a few things. They typically have an extreme fascination with puns and pranks. Also, a Lex might refuse to break certain habits, such as buttoning a shirt from the top down instead of from the bottom up. (This causes issues when trying to put the shirt on correctly...the buttons almost always go in the wrong buttonholes.) All these little characteristics add up to make a Lex the most adorable, lovable creature imaginable.
Boys, you better hold on to your girlfriends, because all the ladies are flocking to those blond haired wonders called Lexs.
Katy Perry: "Who's that stunner? Is that WILL SMITH?!"
Bodyguard: "No..that's...that's....holy snapple, it's a Lex!"
Katy Perry: "CAN I HAVE YO NUMBER??! Please, please, I hear you're really good at banging...the drums!"
by thegirlfriendDUH March 15, 2011
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Lexe

The perfect girl. She is beautiful, sweet, funny, and will always be there for you. Lexe has everything you could ever want in a girl. Anybody would be lucky to have her. (:
Dude, this girl I met last year is a TOTAL Lexe!
by your_good_friend December 08, 2010
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