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legalish 

1. in "legal" terms 2. to be written or portrayed in a confusing, articulate, or complicated manner
"That contract was written too legalish."
legalish by Jonny 5 January 28, 2007
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LegaliseTorturingDylan's 

This is the action of making it common or allowed to torture people called Dylan. #LegaliseTorturingDylan's
#LegaliseTorturingDylan's for a better world

legalistic antinomian 

1. (n.) - One who outlaws things that need not be outlawed (e.g., the word "crap", music, movies), and allows things that should be forbidden (e.g., horrendous theology, heresies, blasphemies, sin). A term that usually applies to many in the Christian community. (See fundamentalist.) It should be noted, however, that not all Christians are like this, and that the Bible does not support such behavior.
1. Fundamentalists are, quite often, legalistic antinomians.

LegaliseTorturingDylan's 

A popular protesting symbol is used by people named Aaron that wish to torture Dylan.

The hashtag (#LegaliseTorturingDylan) grew in popularity ever since its coining in 1623 when King Aaron the IV of Vienna was overthrown by Prince Dylan the III of Luxembourg.

In response, Aaron would quote

"ic pro hêrespel healdan mîn wiðersæc fornêah Dylan sê III râd Luxembourg geond hê hê indicates laughter has forsaken sê civilised â. ic pro tôdêman witnian him of hê, weder sê is lahlic oððon nâteðæshwôn adverbial phrases attraction with pron ðe ic su sêlost legalise torturing Dylan"

which when translated into Modern day English is

"I will have my revenge on Dylan the III of Luxembourg as he has forsaken the civilised world. I will torture him, whether it's legal or not so we better legalise torturing Dylan"

In 2013 the Naming Act would be sent to Congress which would suggest a ban on the names Dylan, Karen, Lillian & many more. Ultimately Congress would reject this with only 20 of the 435 members agreeing with the Act. In Iceland, the name would be banned along with Eileithyia. People already named Dylan would be allowed to keep their name but no new babies were permitted to be named Dylan.

Today the #LegaliseTorturingDylan movement has low support but the people who do support it are dedicated to their cause. LegaliseTorturingDylan's
"Yo, what's your name?"
"It's Aaron"
"Are you a part of the LegaliseTorturingDylan movement?"
"Hell yeah"
"Same bro, we should LegaliseTorturingDylan's"
"I agree entirely with you"
LegaliseTorturingDylan's by RahandG October 26, 2022

Lengalishious 

Means very sexc wiv a c and it’s so leng that you can’t explain how Leng it is
That vodka is Lengalishious
Lengalishious by Pheebo May 19, 2023

legalshield 

A legal service you pay for monthly. Use it when you need it.
Yo ass in trouble? You need some legalshield mo fo.
Evicted? no prob - legalshield that ass!
No need to be calling up that Kardashian lawyer dude, Legalshield got you.
legalshield by Akinad March 23, 2017
Basically when your ticklish on your legs you idiots.
YOUR LEGLISH
dont remind me.
Leglish by gorgeousfreak1286 November 24, 2021
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murderhobo 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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