leg broke 

It's not so much a physical ailment, but rather a social status, the likes of which can't none of these bitches done touch.

"Lord Stoner's got leg broke."

leg broke by Simon February 3, 2004

Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg 

Men are like Cheetahs and women are like Gazelles. A smart Cheetah is not gonna go for the strongest, fastest, most alert Gazelle but instead for that one Gazelle in the back wit the broken leg. Why? Cause it's a sure catch.

Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg. No need to explain

Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg by Mr. Rugby November 3, 2020

Broken leg 

When a man's erect penis is crooked.

"This guy I was with last night had a broken leg in his boxer briefs!"

Broken leg by Yoyomaaa June 23, 2014

My leg is broken 

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

My leg is broken by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022

I think my leg is broken 

And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.

Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.

I think my leg is broken by Zema'am January 21, 2021

Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg 

A phrase to describe something that's really easy

*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"

Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022

broken deer leg 

A blunt that is poorly rolled or is very crooked and not straight.

Damn, dude that blunt looks like a broken deer leg.

broken deer leg by studyvin February 4, 2017