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One that attends New Jersey wars with a certain pride that no one else can achieve. Also known as "The Nuts", this word derives from the Antarctican word "Eftut" meaning "sexual predator."
Leftnut was dreaming that he was buying a NIB SuperMAXX 500.
Leftnut by LDM October 22, 2004

I’d give my left nut to… 

I’d give my left nut to… — one of the larger hyperbolic lies men tell to express an acquisitive faux passion.

I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.

Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.

Any why the left nut?

Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?

Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.

So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!
The expression “ I’d give my left nut to…” used in a context to illustrate its usage:

I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .

Suck my left nut 

Is a term to tell people to fuck off because who wants only one nut especially the left one
Suck my left nut by Left nut November 19, 2017

left nut 

n. a part of one's anatomy that one would sacrifice to experience something exceptional
I'd give my friggin' left nut to see that shit!
left nut by Your MOM! December 16, 2002

Suck my left nut 

A way to tell someone that they can go fuck themselves.
Some random idiot: Your friends don't like you. Me: Suck my left nut.

left nut 

part of your ball sack. not the good right one, the left one
left nut by mjh657 May 10, 2019