leftnut
leftnut by toke-ing bloke December 7, 2003
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I’d give my left nut to…
I’d give my left nut to… — one of the larger hyperbolic lies men tell to express an acquisitive faux passion.
I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.
Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.
Any why the left nut?
Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?
Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.
So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!
I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.
Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.
Any why the left nut?
Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?
Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.
So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!
The expression “ I’d give my left nut to…” used in a context to illustrate its usage:
I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .
I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .
I’d give my left nut to… by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 30, 2023
Suck my left nut
Suck my left nut by Left nut November 19, 2017
left nut
Suck my left nut
Suck my left nut by PhoenixGamer34 April 12, 2021
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