Sweeny

One who spits saliva while talking and becomes aggressive after consuming a large intake of alcohol, generally watching football matches. Loves an alcohol fuelled fight (men or women included).

John - I got barred last night from my local public house while watching the football!!!
Dave - Why? What did you do?
John - I did a "sweeny"!
Dave - You clown! How long are you barred for?
John - For life!!

by REL74 February 11, 2010

Sweeny

When a male gets hit so hard in the testicles by someone else's hand that they are in pain for next few days.

Man 1: *Slaps man 2*
Man 2: *Delivers sweeny to man 1*
Man 1: *dies*
Man 2: "rofl pwned!:

by Assassin Mr X December 17, 2007

Sweeny

A tiny town in Texas near the Gulf of Mexico, where everybody knows everybody and word spreads fast, so pretty much don't do any stupid shit unless you want to be known as the person that did whatever stupid thing you did

Me and all my buddy's are gonna hang out at my place in Sweeny.

by i.dont.know.why.im.doing.this February 18, 2019

Sweeny

Usually attractive tall and nice when you first met but later turns into someone you wish you never met

Usually known as Sweeny the nasty ass wipe

by Chitalover1914 July 23, 2016

sweenis

when working out and getting soo sweety even your dick is sweatting

"I just came back from the gym and man do i have a sweenis!"

by Scott June 23, 2004

sweenie

A super HOT chick, someone who is really good looking

That chick is an absolute Sweenie

by Sweenie September 26, 2006

sweenis

noun- when something is so sweet, it's probably a penis.

Gemma- I've got great boobs!
Kyle- Really?
Gemma- Absolutely!
Kyle- Sweenis, yo.

by keldard February 20, 2011