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leather bag 

A descriptive term for a male or female "sun worshipper" who has spent one hour too many sunbathing or visiting the solarium, that their skin has acquired the texture of wrinkly brown leather such as the one found on Gucci bags.
Forget the sunscreen. Let's turn into leather bags!

Check out that seventy-year-old leather bag!

I'm going on a cruise to play bingo and fraternise with rich, leather bag grannies.
leather bag by Costas Mantratzis February 23, 2008
Words you can keep

Leather bag 

A person who has a very attractive face but a not so attractive body
If only she had a good body, she is just a leather bag.
Leather bag by Realistslang July 12, 2017

Leather Cock Bag 

An expensive alternative to a latex condom which is commonly made out of lamb or lambskin. Men usually loathe having sex with them as it feels like their penis is wrapped in a leather bomber jacket.
"I just found out that my girlfriend is allergic to latex. I really hope that I can find wholesale Leather Cock Bags online. I think that I'm going to go broke at $5 a bang."

Leather Bagging 

When your ballsack is contracted and shriveled and the skin is tight like a little piece of leather.
This cold weather has me leather bagging.

I just got out of the pool. Look I’m leather bagging.

Rachel loves to lick my sack when I’m leather bagging.
Leather Bagging by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017

leather bagel 

'Eat the leather bagel!' roughly translated means 'Please give me a rim-job'.

First coined by Russell Brand.
leather bagel by Dr Ferret February 21, 2014

Leather bagger 

Stacy is such a leather bagger

Leatherbag

1. (n) The lower portion of the male reproductive organ, often used in procreation; occasionally used to recreationally burnish another individual's face.

2. (v) A professional wrestling move involving the use of the scrotal area as an offensive weapon; often from great attitude, targeting an individual's face.
1. Hey Jimmy! Run that leatherbag that over that 120 grit sandpaper!

2. "OH MY GOD! He's going to the top rope!" "That's right Jimmy! He's gonna leatherbag 'em!"
Leatherbag by stilllife86 February 28, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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