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Lean man 

The most devious being ever known to man. He loves lean so much that some say he jumps through dimensions just to get a whiff of that dirty sprite, but he doesn't just love lean... he is the lean.
" Ay Jerry my man" *chest bumps heavily* " you got that purple durple" *bites lip* "Hell yeAH my man you know I got that shit on me my boy, what you think this is my boy I be with this shit all day everyday 24/7 b, like come on bruh i have this shit everyday bro like for real br-" but before Jerry my man could continue with tha LEAN shi a purple flash no clipped through them taking the LEAN at around 15- 2000 mph "Bruh I fucking hate LEAN MAN bruh on my momma this fucking lean ma
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Lean man 

Nigga dat provides ingredients and will most likely make da lean. Usually rocking some reebok zig zags, he don't mess around if he wearing zig zags
Where my lean man at⁉️
*laces up reeboks*
Right here nigga
Lean man by Tartanwall September 3, 2016

man lean 

The man lean consists of placing both arms (one on top of the other) on a balcony railing, and adopting a facial expression akin to that of one getting lost in fond memories of the past, while silently weighing up the pros and cons of waiting for one's partner to finally finish their shopping against vaulting the balcony and ending their suffering. Most commonly occurs in shopping centres/malls, and is similar in many ways to the man chair, although takes place outside of the store. A true form of silent struggle. Next time you see a man lean in progress, why not slip a brother a thumbs up, to let him know that things are going to be okay.
"Yo, dude, check it out, you see that right there? Man lean."

"Woah, he looks so...lost..."

"Poor guy, he's been leaning for well over half an hour, I don't think he's gonna last much longer."
"Inconsiderate bitches. Let's go talk to him."

"Hey, chin up, brother. You're fighting the good fight."

"Thanks, guys. I-I really needed that."
man lean by RedderMist May 19, 2014

White Man's Lean 

Lean that is made with grape soda instead of cough medicine. Usually drank by white middle schoolers who are too scared to get high.
Connor: Let's make lean
Jake: sorry dude I'm to scared. Let's make white man's lean instead.
White Man's Lean by Randy Ball August 8, 2016

Lean Management 

The act of running a profitable business into the ground by removing the resources and support. Also called the death spiral.
Sorry, but the Lean Management principles say that you are fired.
Lean Management by Kelly January 5, 2004

Lean Manufacturing 

When you use Japan's post-war economic miracle to justify your poor planning and organization as being more efficient.
Dave: Bro, isn't your PhD thesis due next week? Shouldn't you have started it by now?

Henry: Nah dude, I'm using this new system where I do things at the last possible second. It's more efficient.

Dave: It just sounds like you suck at time management.

Henry: Nah dude, it's Lean Manufacturing. It's from Toyota or some shit.

lean manπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ 

lean manπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ is the nickname given to kokichi ouma from DRV3
β€œhey have you heard of the lean manπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ from danganronpa?”