laxed

the state of being relaxed, or chilled. Can be refered to as short for relaxed.

After smokin a fat splif, I was laxed.

by JoJoBean December 01, 2006

laxed

"Laxed" is a term used when fast food employees throw in complimentary extra strength liquid laxatives with the order 1 or more beverages/smoothies

Guy1: Dude, i just went to Culver's and got their sweet ass Butter Burger Deluxe Combo with Large frozen custard.
Guy2: Yea?
Guy1: Yea and after i took the last bite a that burger, i realized i had just been laxed, and i went to throw it up out my anus.

by twistedsteel&sexappeal May 08, 2011

laxative

what you swallow, or have inserted into the anus, to help loosen the bowels

It is not a good idea to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

by yorrick hunt February 04, 2008

laxative

self-inflected diarrhea

took a laxative last nite and woke up with the screaming shits at 4am

by allygurl829 June 04, 2009

Laxative

the edible that makes you shit it all out

man i think he put a laxative in my lunch i am stuck in the bathroom for the next 69 hours

by dhar woman June 04, 2022

laxative

substance that it consumed that will make one shit like a fucking goose.

dickhead 1) i'm shitting like a goose due to laxative.
dickhead 2) ya, it does that.

by sr716 July 01, 2009

lax it

if you where to relax you would lax it

hello mate what u doing 2nyt? u coming out.. nahh mate just guna lax it 2nyt the bitches will have to wait another day

by lewis huxley December 08, 2009