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lawnmowned 

A new word being used more and more often, it's predecessors are; rambowned, lollerskates and many more.
Used to say someone got owned hardcore.
John got lawnmowned in jail by the rapists every day.
lawnmowned by Qrfl December 9, 2008

Lawn Mowing 

A task of pure evil brought on by the spring and summer months, and subsequent rain and sun in these periods of time. The task robs humans of precious time in these seasons and is a real pain in the ass. Problems with lawn mowing equipment, such as mower not running,being out of gas,out of oil,and weed eater broken are just some of the fun times and great stuff in store for all to enjoy.
Lawn Mowing by TV CAR April 8, 2010

lawn mowing shoes 

Those special pair of shoes that you wear specifically for mowing your lawn. This is usually done to prevent your nice shoes from turning green. Lawn mowing shoes are usually a year or two old and are absolute shit.
Tom: "Better break out the lawn mowing shoes- lawn's getting bad again."
lawn mowing shoes by ObsidianTower October 17, 2012

Lawn Mowing 

When you shave your pubes for the first time in a long time.
I was late because I mowed my lawn (lawn mowing) this morning.

lawnmowering 

Putting a full string of anal beads in the ass and yanking them out as hard as possible
Jeffery was lawnmowering his wife and she made race car sounds

Lawnoeing 

Tieing a canoe to a lawnmower and towing the canoe through the yard.
"I'm taking the kids lawnoeing", "Want to get drunk and go lawnoeing"
Lawnoeing by ZzZzZz October 5, 2013