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lawnmowned 

A new word being used more and more often, it's predecessors are; rambowned, lollerskates and many more.
Used to say someone got owned hardcore.
John got lawnmowned in jail by the rapists every day.
lawnmowned by Qrfl December 9, 2008

Lawn Mowing 

A task of pure evil brought on by the spring and summer months, and subsequent rain and sun in these periods of time. The task robs humans of precious time in these seasons and is a real pain in the ass. Problems with lawn mowing equipment, such as mower not running,being out of gas,out of oil,and weed eater broken are just some of the fun times and great stuff in store for all to enjoy.
Lawn Mowing by TV CAR April 8, 2010

lawn mowing shoes 

Those special pair of shoes that you wear specifically for mowing your lawn. This is usually done to prevent your nice shoes from turning green. Lawn mowing shoes are usually a year or two old and are absolute shit.
Tom: "Better break out the lawn mowing shoes- lawn's getting bad again."
lawn mowing shoes by ObsidianTower October 17, 2012

Lawn Mowing 

When you shave your pubes for the first time in a long time.
I was late because I mowed my lawn (lawn mowing) this morning.
Lawn Mowing by The.Sharpie. May 27, 2017

lawnmowering 

Putting a full string of anal beads in the ass and yanking them out as hard as possible
Jeffery was lawnmowering his wife and she made race car sounds
lawnmowering by Titan fucker 101 August 7, 2017

Lawnoeing 

Tieing a canoe to a lawnmower and towing the canoe through the yard.
"I'm taking the kids lawnoeing", "Want to get drunk and go lawnoeing"
Lawnoeing by ZzZzZz October 5, 2013
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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