lawnmowned
A new word being used more and more often, it's predecessors are; rambowned, lollerskates and many more.
Used to say someone got owned hardcore.
Used to say someone got owned hardcore.
lawnmowned by Qrfl December 9, 2008
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israeli lawnmower
A weird sexual practice.
Similar to the mexican lawnmower, with the main difference that you fill her ass with matzo balls and falafel before putting anal beads into her ass and leave it there for a few days. If you need lube, you should use hummus. These Matzo balls will increase the stimulation and help constipating the ass. For the next few days, you feed her with tacos and very spicy food, usually mexican, but it can also be asian. After a few days, you just rip out the anal beads and she will release a metric fucktonne of shit, falafel and matzo balls. Then, you can enjoy some specially spiced, warm, delicious falafel and matzo balls. Mmmmh.
Similar to the mexican lawnmower, with the main difference that you fill her ass with matzo balls and falafel before putting anal beads into her ass and leave it there for a few days. If you need lube, you should use hummus. These Matzo balls will increase the stimulation and help constipating the ass. For the next few days, you feed her with tacos and very spicy food, usually mexican, but it can also be asian. After a few days, you just rip out the anal beads and she will release a metric fucktonne of shit, falafel and matzo balls. Then, you can enjoy some specially spiced, warm, delicious falafel and matzo balls. Mmmmh.
P1: Oh wow, I didnt know you were that good on cooking. This falafel is just delicious. How did you manage to get it that good?
P2: Well, me and my girlfriend tried the israeli lawnmower today.
P2: Well, me and my girlfriend tried the israeli lawnmower today.
israeli lawnmower by Sir Asbestos April 24, 2020
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Mexican lawnmower
A man inserts anal beads into a women’s ass and leaves them there for four day to prevent her from shitting. He will then rip it out as if it were a lawnmower releasing a fountain of shit
Mexican lawnmower by Ismokeonthedevilslettixe January 31, 2020
Kentucky Lawnmower
When a guy is getting a girl doggy style, he reaches forward and knocks her arms out from under her. Then he pushes her across the room while he is still fucking her.
Kentucky Lawnmower by Jeremy P. June 11, 2006
angry lawnmower
this has to be done on a female who has a huge bush (a lot of pubic hair). then grab a mouthful of pubes, rip em out, then go rahrahrahrah, like a lawnmower.
that fucking cunt had such a huge bush, that i had no choice but to pull the angry lawnmower out on her.
angry lawnmower by shifty February 6, 2004
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rusty lawnmower by MMjr April 21, 2008
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