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boys farts * girl: lawla
lawla by GoofyBobbleGobble September 9, 2015
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Lalafied 

A team which is defeated single handedly.
Crushed by one man in a cricket match.
Sri Lanka was Lalafied on November 20, 2011 at Sharjah.
Lalafied by Sleepingprankster November 23, 2011
Whenever you find a lailah keep her. She's hard to find! She has big brown eyes, she has a beautiful smile, she should have dimples, and she is a gorgeous little thing. She's short and can be mean. She likes to laugh and she knows how to make people laugh. Whenever she tells you she loves you she mean it. She's always going to tell you straight up. She's nice to people she mess with. She likes to have fun and she likes to joke around. Whenever you find a Lailah keep her. She's amazing!
Damn you see lailah!
Lailah by ayeeegorlllll October 20, 2017
A Lailah is someone who goes through a lot of hard times in their life but they act like they are ok. Even though a Lailah is going through things they still joke around with their friends and has fun with her family. I am talking from experience because my name is also Lailah and I have a friend named Layla. All a Lailah really needs is her friends and family to be there for her.
Person: How are you lailah?
Lailah:I'm fine *lies*

Person: look at that fat cat 🐱
Lailah: oh, You mean your mom 😂
Lailah by Paranormal creature October 8, 2018
A girl that is fine as hell and got all the boys attention. She'll never give up on anything she really wants or needs, especially in an argument, oh and her hair you wish you had it. She LOVES her friends so if you mess with them you mess with her. Just be careful, don't get her mad, cuz then...... she'll beat ur ass. She doesn't have a booty but that ass be going up and down. If she falls and hurts herself shell go and pick her ass up. But she's also a sweet loving girl who is kind and giving and goes to church every Sunday, she has a big heart and loves to share it.
teacher: Lailanie can you stop talking
Lailanie: sorry I thought that was why god gave me a mouth
teacher: are you talking back to me?
Lailanie: sorry bitch I thought that was how a conversation worked
Lailanie by Dynasty valentine May 21, 2018
Someone who’s has a kind heart but likes to joke around. Someone who’s funny and active and yet, can be so caring and loving. Someone who’s fun to talk to and is always there when you need help. Someone who’s trustworthy of being a friend, and even more than that. Sometimes she can be a bit mean, but behind it all, she’s the type of person that you want to fall in love with. Her eyes are more beautiful than the stars at midnight. Her smile is prettier than millions of diamonds and jewels. She is the most precious thing you would ever have in your life and you wouldn’t regret wasting your time with her for eternity.
“I’m so grateful to have Lala in my life.”
Lala by gebleg_04 November 27, 2019
adjective

1. being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of Labatt Blue; intoxicated.

2. pertaining to or caused by intoxication or intoxicated persons by way of Labatt Blue, nearly exclusively.
He and his friends bought cases of Labatt Blue with designs on getting Lablasted.

"I was so Lablasted that I don't even remember breaking into the neighbor's garage and stealing all of those roller derby medals."
Lablasted by Tsunami of Swag December 23, 2012
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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