Definitions by JeffZhang

goatse 

1) When a man opens his anus to extreme measures, such that you can pretty much see the inside

MAN! that goatse was so big I could see bones!

goatse by JeffZhang July 20, 2008

Chode 

A short, stumpy penis, AKA tuna can, AKA Cheese wheel.
Not to be confuse with Choda (Area between ass and ass) ,which is pronounced "Choh-dah" instead of "Choh-dh"

My chode looks like a pie graph

Chode by JeffZhang August 21, 2006

coldplay 

"Literal" meaning= Some band people argue wether it's better than radio head
URBAN meaning (the one that REALLY matters)=Sexua techniques involving ice and refrigerators, better if combined with watersports

I'm totally into coldplay, I screwd my girlfriend in a tub o' ice and use an Alaskan pipe to please her

coldplay by JeffZhang May 18, 2005

cheese wheel

Also known as Super Tuna Can, a gigantic penis, however, most of it's volume is derived from it's long diameter, not it's short length. Also known as Mega, Super, or Hyper Chode

Man, it's so hard to hide my cheese wheel, it just doesn't fit in any pants

cheese wheel by JeffZhang May 17, 2005

cicciolina

1)A cicciolina is a busty woman.
2)THE Cicciolina is a former singer/porn star who became a huge celebrity in Italy

1)OMG look at that ciccciolina!!!
2)The Cicciolina's real name is Ilona Staller

cicciolina by JeffZhang May 17, 2005

abercrombie and fitch 

Clothing shop where they sell peculiar clothes, with a certain style. People like it because of its comfortable use and interesting look. However, due to large masses of people flocking towards it, it's prices sky-rocketed and it has become expensive and an icon for "preppy" society.
Usually related to popped collars and over 953 kinds of flip flops.
People tend to have at least 1 article from the shop

Person1:Let's go to Abercrombie to shop
Person2: Ok... I needed new flip flops for the chistmass party (Note: this conversation takes place in Alaska)

abercrombie and fitch by JeffZhang May 16, 2005

Laverne 

From "Happy Days" and "Laverne and Shirley"
A mature woman with no family who engages in sexual intercourse with younger men and sometimes women

Dude, your mom is a total laverne

Laverne by JeffZhang May 14, 2005