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Lafayette 

1. America's favorite fighting Frenchman

2. When they finally drived Lafayette was there waiting in Chesapeake Bay
3. An immigrant who gets the job done
4. Full name is really long
5. Good friends? With Alexander Hamilton and John Laurens
"Oui oui, mon amie je m'appelle Lafayette..."

"Lafayette! I'm taking this horse by the reinsurance makin' red coats redder with blood stains! Lafayette! And I'm never gonna stop until I make 'em drop I burn 'em up and scatter their remains I'm-...."
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Collective noun referring to the useless banner ads that decorate free web sites. The sites receive income by selling ad spaces to various smutty companies such as ambulence-chasing law firms, knock-off boutiques, etc. at the expense of web surfers' sanity.

The term "lava-ware" was coined because dodging these banners is comparable to walking across a room only stepping on objects that are not the floor because the floor is lava.

The danger of lava-ware is generally restricted to touch screen media such as tablets and smart phones where such banners can be difficult to avoid touching.

Lava-ware evolved from the pop-up technology that once plagued non-touch interfaces; those that persist today have adapted with very small and unreachable "x" buttons that serve to close thd window.
Hipster 1: "Bromandude, did you check the weather for tonight yet? If it's gonna rain I'm totes gonna rock the fedora, otherwise I'm hitting the town with my understated tipped quaff."

Hipster 2: "Sorry dudemanbro, I was scrolling through my gps radar from the local news page and super dissed my manicure on some lava-ware for snuggies."
lava-ware by Dairy-Maid November 19, 2013

Shitting lava 

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.
GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!
Shitting lava by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

lafayette 

America's favorite fighting Frenchman. One of Alexander Hamilton's three friends.
1. Known for constantly confusin' confoundin' the British henchmen.
2. Brings lots of guns and ships.
3. Thinks Burr is the worst.
Dang, look at how fast Lafayette can rap!
lafayette by aaronburrsir December 13, 2016

marquis de lafayette 

The Lancelot of the Revolutionary set

America's favorite fighting Frenchman

Is taking this horse by the reigns, making redcoats redder with bloodstains
Marquis de Lafayette goes to France for more funds and comes back with more guns. And ships.

Lava Guava 

An alcoholic drink created in the dark and dusty dorms of Northeastern University. Comprised of two ingredients, this mixed drink is as dangerous as saying every word of Mo Bamba in a crowded party as a white freshman. Part Orange Guava Passionfruit Juice and part Malibu (it’s exact ratio is kept locked up like my boy Tay-K), this drink is best made with stolen ingredients from a specific dining hall on campus. It’s preferably served chilled in a crusty Dasani water bottle. Made by Eric Weiss, the clown of clowns.
Yo bro, have you tried Lava Guava yet?
Lava Guava by EWeiss September 8, 2019