lauser 

A person of German decent who likes sexy mexican women, fast cars, and bass in your face. Usually is good looking, flat butt, and dimples. Usually farts terribly in public spaces, usually around coworkers/supervisors that suck.

Girl 1:. Oh my God Cindy, look at his butt, it's so small. It must be Lauser

Girl 2:. Oh it's Lauser!! I'd date him but he only likes the latinas with big butts. I wish I was a latina.

Friend 1:. Is that Lauser?
Friend 2:. Yup, my damn cups fell off the cupboard when he pulled up. He's got that bass in your face.

Annoying Supervisor:. You smell that.
Coworker:. Oh fack, that's smells terrible, it's like a skunk took a shit a day after it died.

Lauser: (quietly thinks, Toma Putos! Laughs in evil German)

Girl 1:. Oh my God Cindy, look at his butt, it's so small. It must be Lauser

Girl 2:. Oh it's Lauser!! I'd date him but he only likes the latinas with big butts. I wish I was a latina.

Friend 1:. Is that Lauser?
Friend 2:. Yup, my damn cups fell off the cupboard when he pulled up. He's got that bass in your face.

Annoying Supervisor:. You smell that.
Coworker:. Oh fack, that's smells terrible, it's like a skunk took a shit a day after it died.

Lauser: (quietly thinks, Toma Putos! Laughs in evil German)

lauser by GTOohhhhhh February 14, 2022

lauer button 

1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.

Dude, Emily has a lauer button in her office.

It's only a matter of time before she's done.

lauer button by picc285 September 16, 2019

lasercorning 

the act of eating your food before you get back to wherever you are going

me and my friend went an order some food and as soon as we got are food and went to the front of the biulding he already eat his food and you say you keep lasercorning

lasercorning by FACTS 1.2 February 26, 2017

the sun is a deadly laser 

The correct response to: Why not?

Do you want to take a road trip?
NO
Why not?
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

the sun is a deadly laser by Mac Finder June 17, 2017

deadly laser 

What the sun is, before there was a blanket.

"No. The sun is a deadly laser. Not anymore there's a blanket!"

deadly laser by peepums1 July 3, 2017

Fookin Laser Sights 

A meme made in Thatcher's operator video, has become a meme for people who use or get killed by a laser sight attachment.

Lit Kid: "That kid is using laser sights!"
Not Lit Kid: "Fookin laser sights!!!"

Fookin Laser Sights by tobster1155 February 27, 2018

Laser shark 

A deadly piece of technology developed by Russia, subsequently stolen and reproduced without license for use by the Chinese People's Liberation Army Navy (PLAN). These genetically and structurally engineered creatures are ill tempered with razor-sharp teeth and head-mounted laser cannons.

In the news today, U.S. intelligence officials have confirmed that the North Korean Navy now has operational laser sharks.

Laser shark by tonbird February 2, 2010