laufar 

A man with a above average, penis and intelligence.

Laufar is an alpha

laufar by facts231 February 8, 2024

lautaro 

He's just a fucking god. Absolutely outstanding in everything he does. Every girls dream and every mans fantasy. they say the name Lautaro is a chosen name for those destined to be great. If your name is something other than Lautaro, your parents failed you.

"Wow who's that perfect human being?"

Sexy bitch: "oh he's called Lautaro"

lautaro by Line hurter October 17, 2017

Lawfare 

The use of legal system to overwhelm an opponent, such as to stop or destroy them.

All's fair in love and war, but in lawfare, the person with the most money or best legal team, can make justice seem unfair.

Lawfare by mlhiss December 8, 2016

lacfart 

A lactose intolerant person

Haha lacfart.

lacfart by Poopy butt poo November 25, 2020

Laugaria 

A condition where someone can't stop talking shit and shit is all that pours out of their mouth. Verbal diarrhea. When someone just doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.

Michelle knew nothing about what was going on, yet her laugaria made it sound as though she was knowledgeable about the subject until an hour passed and she was still talking shit that made no sence.

Laugaria by Rusty Walnuts August 25, 2017

Lafarga 

Perhaps the greatest last name on earth. A Lafarga is usually into all Latino girls with the exception of a few blonde and Asian ones. Lafargas usually hate sports, but when forced to play they exceed in greatness.

Damn, how can Lafarga like 9 girls at once?

Lafarga by Bandoko November 3, 2012

Lafarge 

To "cock-block" someone. Mostly used in french, and although usually meant to describe a female who lafarges a man, the sexes can be interchanged. This means that the most common use would be for a woman who lafarges a man who is trying to "get with" either her or another female. It can however also mean a woman who lafarges another woman, a man who lafarges a woman, or a man who lafarges a man.

This word can be used to describe actions both with negative and positive results (i.e. if the dude was a big douche-bag, he can still be lafarged).

Also, lafarging someone can be intentional or accidental.

"Dude, the girl totaly just lafarged me. I was so close to hooking up with Cindy, but the lafargeuse came in and started talking about forest fires...MOOD KILLER!"

Lafarge by L.J.R. October 14, 2009