Lafarga

Perhaps the greatest last name on earth. A Lafarga is usually into all Latino girls with the exception of a few blonde and Asian ones. Lafargas usually hate sports, but when forced to play they exceed in greatness.

Damn, how can Lafarga like 9 girls at once?

by Bandoko November 3, 2012

Lafarge

To "cock-block" someone. Mostly used in french, and although usually meant to describe a female who lafarges a man, the sexes can be interchanged. This means that the most common use would be for a woman who lafarges a man who is trying to "get with" either her or another female. It can however also mean a woman who lafarges another woman, a man who lafarges a woman, or a man who lafarges a man.

This word can be used to describe actions both with negative and positive results (i.e. if the dude was a big douche-bag, he can still be lafarged).

Also, lafarging someone can be intentional or accidental.

"Dude, the girl totaly just lafarged me. I was so close to hooking up with Cindy, but the lafargeuse came in and started talking about forest fires...MOOD KILLER!"

by L.J.R. October 14, 2009

lafanga

Lafanga, is a type of congenital wart that grows inside the stomach, after accidentaly, consuming a syphalitic genital wart during cunnilingus.

" dude i ate out this baning broad last night, whist earning my red wings, i think i ate something and now i have lafanga.

by sexflesh double ended October 16, 2014

lafarge

A young girl full of STD's from sleeping around.

Boy 1: "i got herpes from that lafarge girl"
Boy 2: "She gave me the clap a month ago!"

by yabz August 17, 2014

lafarrah

danish sheepdog breed for fatless glutes. indigenous to the florida everglades. feels most at home in blah situations with hardwood floors and numerous nets.

we trapped that lafarrah in a steel cage using old men's pants as bait.

by cmoney1 December 13, 2008

Lamargarine

A term used for a NFL/college QB with similar attributes and skill sets to Baltimore Ravens QB Lamar Jackson

Also known as: I Can't Believe It's Not Lamar Jackson!

Jalen Hurts and Jalon Daniels are lamargarine

by theamericanminarchist October 15, 2022