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To "cock-block" someone. Mostly used in french, and although usually meant to describe a female who lafarges a man, the sexes can be interchanged. This means that the most common use would be for a woman who lafarges a man who is trying to "get with" either her or another female. It can however also mean a woman who lafarges another woman, a man who lafarges a woman, or a man who lafarges a man.

This word can be used to describe actions both with negative and positive results (i.e. if the dude was a big douche-bag, he can still be lafarged).

Also, lafarging someone can be intentional or accidental.
"Dude, the girl totaly just lafarged me. I was so close to hooking up with Cindy, but the lafargeuse came in and started talking about forest fires...MOOD KILLER!"
Lafarge by L.J.R. October 14, 2009
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A young girl full of STD's from sleeping around.
Boy 1: "i got herpes from that lafarge girl"
Boy 2: "She gave me the clap a month ago!"
lafarge by yabz August 17, 2014
Perhaps the greatest last name on earth. A Lafarga is usually into all Latino girls with the exception of a few blonde and Asian ones. Lafargas usually hate sports, but when forced to play they exceed in greatness.
Damn, how can Lafarga like 9 girls at once?
Lafarga by Bandoko November 3, 2012
a female of the human species who always smiles and likes to speaks with such excitement and sarcasm, and is prtty cool by most standards
example of labarge lingo: you know im just pretty much chilaxin with the goose.
labarge by Devan monroe September 18, 2006

jordy laforge 

Using teleportation to Slam dunk a basketball while wearing sunglasses you bought at a thrift store.
I pulled a Jordy Laforge on the court last night. It was hard with the glasses on, but I did it.
jordy laforge by Mashbone Jones January 8, 2009

Jordy Laforge 

Taking a poop horizontally across somebody's face like Jordy Laforge's visors.
I gave Dave a Jordy Laforge.
Jordy Laforge by CHCKNHRT February 19, 2010

Cockbutt Lafagget 

someone who is very socialy awkard, has little to no friends and has very poor skills with women.
Hey man, did you hear Cockbutt Lafagget pick up line camping? "I think your cute" LOL FAIL
Cockbutt Lafagget by Dallas M. Agg November 9, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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