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To "cock-block" someone. Mostly used in french, and although usually meant to describe a female who lafarges a man, the sexes can be interchanged. This means that the most common use would be for a woman who lafarges a man who is trying to "get with" either her or another female. It can however also mean a woman who lafarges another woman, a man who lafarges a woman, or a man who lafarges a man.

This word can be used to describe actions both with negative and positive results (i.e. if the dude was a big douche-bag, he can still be lafarged).

Also, lafarging someone can be intentional or accidental.
"Dude, the girl totaly just lafarged me. I was so close to hooking up with Cindy, but the lafargeuse came in and started talking about forest fires...MOOD KILLER!"
Lafarge by L.J.R. October 14, 2009
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A young girl full of STD's from sleeping around.
Boy 1: "i got herpes from that lafarge girl"
Boy 2: "She gave me the clap a month ago!"
lafarge by yabz August 17, 2014
Perhaps the greatest last name on earth. A Lafarga is usually into all Latino girls with the exception of a few blonde and Asian ones. Lafargas usually hate sports, but when forced to play they exceed in greatness.
Damn, how can Lafarga like 9 girls at once?
Lafarga by Bandoko November 3, 2012
a female of the human species who always smiles and likes to speaks with such excitement and sarcasm, and is prtty cool by most standards
example of labarge lingo: you know im just pretty much chilaxin with the goose.
labarge by Devan monroe September 18, 2006

jordy laforge 

Using teleportation to Slam dunk a basketball while wearing sunglasses you bought at a thrift store.
I pulled a Jordy Laforge on the court last night. It was hard with the glasses on, but I did it.
jordy laforge by Mashbone Jones January 8, 2009

Jordy Laforge 

Taking a poop horizontally across somebody's face like Jordy Laforge's visors.
I gave Dave a Jordy Laforge.
Jordy Laforge by CHCKNHRT February 19, 2010

Cockbutt Lafagget 

someone who is very socialy awkard, has little to no friends and has very poor skills with women.
Hey man, did you hear Cockbutt Lafagget pick up line camping? "I think your cute" LOL FAIL
Cockbutt Lafagget by Dallas M. Agg November 9, 2009
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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