2 definitions by Rusty Walnuts
A condition where someone can't stop talking shit and shit is all that pours out of their mouth. Verbal diarrhea. When someone just doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.
Michelle knew nothing about what was going on, yet her laugaria made it sound as though she was knowledgeable about the subject until an hour passed and she was still talking shit that made no sence.
by Rusty Walnuts August 25, 2017
When your girlfriend comes home with a nice hot cup of Tim Horton's coffee and has been holding on to it for 20 minutes or more, her hands are very warm, borderline hot, and she reaches into your pants and jerks you off. Almost feels like the real thing.
Michelle came home from Timmie's late last night, climbed into bed and gave me a Timmietug and I blasted her in the face like a Jackson Pollock.
by Rusty Walnuts August 18, 2017