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So late that it's early

A term that you can use to know that it's time to go to bed, usually far past midnight, it is late for you, but it might be early for some other drunk idiot.
John:"Damn, I need to go to bed, it's so late that it's early."

late 360 shove-it to boneless'd 

An impressive skateboarding trick involving lateness, 360ness, shove-itness, and bonelessness. Obviously, the bonelessness part makes this extremely difficult.

Is it too late to do laundry

its 2 in the mourning , is it too late to do laundry?

phone a mate when its late 

The phoneage of a mate (just for some banter) after consuming a large quantity of beer at a late hour of the evening
I did a phone a mate when its late the other day and got a right cunting!! mwahahahahahahaha!!!! What a twat!!

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004