last chicken on the shelf

a word to describe someone who is very unattractive, who no one wants to date... a minger
the last person anyone would go out with

alan looks like the last chicken on the shelf!

last chicken on the shelf by Rambo's mum October 18, 2007

The last chicken on the shelf 

An act where a male pulls his penis so high his scrotum looks like a scrawny chicken usually performed as a party trick

Never perform the last chicken on the shelf at weddings, funerals or childrens parties...

The last chicken on the shelf by Gilly1982 October 6, 2010

the last chicken on the shelf 

Someone who is the last person yew would even ever consider going out with

Sally:How about alan? would yew go out with alan?
Lene:OMG thats so unattractive alan, he looks like the last chicken on the shelf!

the last chicken on the shelf by Rambo's nan March 31, 2008