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LaRouche 

1. Extremely creepy perpetual presidential candidate. His paranoia convinces him that all members of politics are either former Nazis, current Nazis, or aspiring Nazis. His plans for his presidency involves building a land bridge across the Bering Strait, creating a system of waterways for transport, and reestablishing predetermined currency conversions.

2. LaRouche also served five years in a Minnesotan federal prison for mail and tax fraud, as well as conspiracy.
Look at that paranoid person... (s)he must a LaRouche supporter.
LaRouche by Lyndon LaRouche January 28, 2004

larouche 

verb. to babble or propegate nonsensical jargon among peers. The meaning of this word comes from the coutless hours one must spend with Lyndon LaRouche supporters to understand the basic points of LaRouche politics.
Joe- Hey man, did you read that chemistry assignment.
Mark- Yeah, it had nothing to do with the last lecture.
Joe- that prof don't know what he is talkin about.
Mark-yeah man, his LaRouche is dense!

or

don't you LaRouche me noob!
larouche by erik ud March 10, 2005

LaRouche Bag 

Douche bag follower of the Lyndon LaRouche cult
"Is there any way I could wed my blind political conviction with historical inaccuracy and teenage angst?"

"You could become a LaRouche Bag."
LaRouche Bag by canisay September 12, 2009

Douche Larouche

any kind of moronic human being, that performs outrageous acts of stupidity, or verbal suggestions of retardation. Literally means a bleeding or broken douche bag.

Douche Larouche is a compound insult, that can package other insults.for instance: Douche la fucking rouche!

"I think Tothian is a douche larouche, for not knowing the term wetback."

"I dare you to pass me you douche la fuckin' rouche."

Douche Larouche by Wall Creeper April 30, 2008

Sandy Larouche 

(verb) The act of lathering platinum lube over your entire body and then proceeding to roll around vigorously in colorful sand until it creates a full body sand mosaic.
Jake's mom gave me and Desjuan a Sandy Larouche last week and I'm still chaffing from it.
Sandy Larouche by Boombox Billy November 26, 2011

Laroched 

To be the victim of a shocking event, an event so shocking that you would never believe it would happen.

Alternative: to be boys with Chuck Liddell
You just lost in a game of chess to a four-year old. You were laroched.

Roy Halladay got laroched and gave up a home run to Andy Laroche.
Laroched by BuccoFan981 July 27, 2010