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Tirone latouche

Very elegant, short, but very attactive. Has heavy potential to get a lot of play but is too much of a bitch to start anything. What goes through their mind is a mystery as they have a tendency to be very bipolar. Scientists theorize that he will never get any girl in the next 5 generations. Yes, tirone latouche cannot be a blood related curse but is a curse placed by the gods and makes a virgin woman between the ages of 60-70 give birth to a tirone latouche every century. Prophets speculate that the tirone letouche curse was happening pre common era as jesus was speculated to be a victim of the curse of tirone letouche. Some recent evidence has been revealed as a tirone letouche is now alive and is currently the age of 16 reports say. Thnaks to the awareness raised recently on this curse, communities have joint and worked together leading to interviews to be held with the family of the current tirone latouche and have found an idea on how to break the curse. A Professional witchcrafter has been concocting a magic spell that can cure the tirone latouche curse but will kill the current tirone latouche and erase the history and memory of those who knew a tirone latouche.
Girl 1: That guys has no bitches but looks kinda pretty

Girl 2: He must be a tirone latouche!

ladouche 

Similar to "douche bag" with a more insulting feminine aspect.
Look at that orange skinned ladouche trying to hit on that skant over there.

Get out of the way ladouche!
ladouche by bobbyboyrulez February 28, 2008

Lamouche eye 

1. Severe Lazyness in one or both eyes. Severity of lazy eye(s) depends on amount of cocksucking performed prior to elonged exposure to the sun and chlorine of the pool.
2. Seeing someone from the extreme corner of your eye.
3. Whorrible photo of oneself exposing a queer position of the eye(s).
1. -Damn, I spent all day in the pool, and now my eye looks like this!
-That sucks, bro, you got some severe Lamouche eye. The girls wont wantcha now, except the prostitots.

2. Yo that bytch was FINE! I saw her looking at me with Lamouche eye.

3. Dude! Your Bus pass is whack! Mads case of Lamouche eye.
Lamouche eye by Big Toker April 14, 2003

Douche Larouche

any kind of moronic human being, that performs outrageous acts of stupidity, or verbal suggestions of retardation. Literally means a bleeding or broken douche bag.

Douche Larouche is a compound insult, that can package other insults.for instance: Douche la fucking rouche!

"I think Tothian is a douche larouche, for not knowing the term wetback."

"I dare you to pass me you douche la fuckin' rouche."

Douche Larouche by Wall Creeper April 30, 2008

Sandy Larouche 

(verb) The act of lathering platinum lube over your entire body and then proceeding to roll around vigorously in colorful sand until it creates a full body sand mosaic.
Jake's mom gave me and Desjuan a Sandy Larouche last week and I'm still chaffing from it.
Sandy Larouche by Boombox Billy November 26, 2011

LaRouchebag 

Follower of Lyndon LaRouche. Usually incredibly vocal.
Steve drew a Hitler moustache on my Obama Chia Pet! What a LaRouchebag!
LaRouchebag by Epoxy on the Rocks August 21, 2012
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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