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lardy finger 

When a gentleman freezers a lard stick, and inserts it up ones bottom.

Whilst drinking a tom Collins
They ladies were playing around with the lardy finger
lardy finger by Oxygen.6 March 24, 2024
Words you can keep

old lady finger 

The act of giving the full middle finger with all other fingers folded. This is a completely premeditated attack designed to destroy your ability to react.
I was just trying to get out of that lady's way when she gave me the old lady finger old lady bird
old lady finger by jenksk9 March 31, 2016

Lady Finger 4 

LF4, a Neopets user commonly spotted on the FC (the Fan Clubs, a Neoboard), spiced up the boards by linking a series of userlookups and petpages. Together, LF4 (username: ladyfinger4) and a few other users with strange, numerical usernames, posted all kinds of weird babble on the Neoboards. People rushed to 'decode' it, even interrogating the users at one point. All in all,
the whole thing turned out to be a frickin' hilarious ( and fun) 'hoax'.

Since then, Senders (death threat senders on the boards) have mimicked LF4's techniques (the number-babble the users called "codec" or "code C"). They were...less than successful?
"Lady Finger 4's userlookup was damn creepy..."
Lady Finger 4 by Sundai November 10, 2008

Lady finger 

The finger on a gay woman that is clipped for diddling
Jessica had to clip her first and second lady finger because her girlfriend was coming over later for sexy time
Lady finger by Mudhawg March 27, 2021

5 Finger Larry 

The 5th finger is the art of shaking ones hand while passing on a small package.
Pete "How do we get in the club, it's sold out"

Drew "Slip the bouncer a 5 finger larry. $20 should do"

fish stick finger lady 

A lady who’s fingers smell like fish sticks because she’s a lesbian who plays to much
Oo joses girl is a fish stick finger lady

Lady Fingers 

When a man's fingers give off an overwhelming scent of pussy after engaging in manual manipulation of the vagina.
Lil' Wayne: " I have just returned from the estate of my Lady caller and my hands smell most disagreeable."

Mr. Darcy: "Aw Shit dawg yous gots Lady Fingers, no bueno!"
Lady Fingers by Cool Whip 269 269 February 4, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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