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laquanathan
When you fucking a bitch and she gently slides a dildo up your ass and she softly whispers "my dick is bigger than yours daddy."
laquanathan by Laquanathan December 22, 2017
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LaQuanta
Means the most bomb ass bitch evs. Gets shit handled. Doesn't take BS from anyone but still is loving and beautiful the whole time she's whooping your ass. Be frickin' afraid of LQuizzle.
Person 1: You remember LaQuanta?
Person 2: How could I forget she kicked my ass because I didnt return her Land Before Time vhs.
Person 1: Yep thats her.
Person 2: How could I forget she kicked my ass because I didnt return her Land Before Time vhs.
Person 1: Yep thats her.
LaQuanta by Pseudo-Alex April 10, 2009
laquanda
Laquanda is a name tipically used for a ghetto, strong black women. Also, people who normally have names like laqueena, laquanda or Shaniqua are normally very loud, have weaves and are sassy, which can be a good thing.
"yo Laquanda, if you dont calm yourself, I will snatch yo weave out, staple it back in and snatchit back out again"
"Hey Laquanda, you goin' to the Quandicon, Quandishiqua and I are going"
"Hey Laquanda, you goin' to the Quandicon, Quandishiqua and I are going"
laquanda by WhIpDaTwEaVeCaYlEnNopOrN December 4, 2013
LaQuanda
LaQuanda is a very kind, beautiful, ambitious, wonderful, kindhearted person who will never let you down. She is always there for you when you need her and is an amazing friend. LaQuanda’s are very special, so if you have a LaQuanda make sure to not let her go. She is very funny and an overall great person/friend/girlfriend/
LaQuanda by Dreamguy21 May 29, 2018
LaQuanda
Usually a black woman. Strong , ambitious, and very opinionated. She holds her own and does seek validation from other. Beautiful and welcoming spirit!
LaQuanda by QueenQuana January 15, 2017
laquana
laquana by Atticus Finch July 22, 2015
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