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laquanda 

Laquanda is a name tipically used for a ghetto, strong black women. Also, people who normally have names like laqueena, laquanda or Shaniqua are normally very loud, have weaves and are sassy, which can be a good thing.
"yo Laquanda, if you dont calm yourself, I will snatch yo weave out, staple it back in and snatchit back out again"

"Hey Laquanda, you goin' to the Quandicon, Quandishiqua and I are going"
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LaQuanda 

LaQuanda is a very kind, beautiful, ambitious, wonderful, kindhearted person who will never let you down. She is always there for you when you need her and is an amazing friend. LaQuanda’s are very special, so if you have a LaQuanda make sure to not let her go. She is very funny and an overall great person/friend/girlfriend/
Wow! I’m so glad that I met LaQuanda, she is so amazing!
LaQuanda by Dreamguy21 May 29, 2018
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LaQuanda 

Usually a black woman. Strong , ambitious, and very opinionated. She holds her own and does seek validation from other. Beautiful and welcoming spirit!
LaQuanda is set to graduate college in May.
LaQuanda by QueenQuana January 15, 2017

laquanathan 

When you fucking a bitch and she gently slides a dildo up your ass and she softly whispers "my dick is bigger than yours daddy."
Bro this bitch hit me with a laquanathan last night.
laquanathan by Laquanathan December 22, 2017
The greatest woman that you will ever meet. Sweet and very intelligent but sometimes can be a bit grumpy. But she will still work her butt off for anyone, she doesn’t necessarily call everyone her friend like most people and she knows how to keep her life perfectly in order. And sometimes looks like she’s all shy but she sure can be a party animal
Wow, Laqunda what a amazing woman.
laqunda by Miss__Mysterious February 1, 2018

LaQuanta 

Means the most bomb ass bitch evs. Gets shit handled. Doesn't take BS from anyone but still is loving and beautiful the whole time she's whooping your ass. Be frickin' afraid of LQuizzle.
Person 1: You remember LaQuanta?
Person 2: How could I forget she kicked my ass because I didnt return her Land Before Time vhs.
Person 1: Yep thats her.
LaQuanta by Pseudo-Alex April 10, 2009
Lauanda is a pregrat. She has a heart of gold and a beautiful face to match. But she's also a skanky slut, yet we all love her.
Lauanda you stole my fucking top
Lauanda by hh21 February 18, 2019
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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