lapoon

An immature way to say vagina.

I want to see your LaPoon baby.

by lelo1345 December 5, 2016

blue lagoon

A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)

Gas Station Manager:

"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."

Gas Station Attendant:

"Fuck you. I quit."

by Robert T. Calhoun January 21, 2006

Coon Lagoon

A swimming pool at a HUD apartment complex or a city park on the bad side of town.

Shaquanda and Lil Re-Re always be hangin wit they niglets up in da coon lagoon.

by mackerel daddy August 17, 2011

Black Lagoon

Possibly one of the most bitchin' animes ever made. The story follows a team of pirates/mercenaries known as Lagoon Company, who smuggle goods in and around the seas of Southeast Asia in the 1990s3. Their base of operations is located in the fictional city of Roanapur in Thailand, and they transport goods in the PT boat Black Lagoon. When on land, they move around and conduct business using Benny's Pontiac GTO. Lagoon Company does business with various clients, but has a particularly friendly relationship with the Russian crime syndicate Hotel Moscow. The team takes on a variety of missions—which may involve violent firefights, hand-to-hand combat, and nautical battles—in various Southeast Asian locations and when not doing much, the members of the Lagoon Company spend much of their down time at The Yellow Flag, a bar in Roanapur.

This anime can be seen as a darker Cowboy Bebop with higher shorts on the girl.

Have you seen Black Lagoon?

Yes, yes I have.

Like it?

You're an idiot, of course I do.

by Lagoon February 12, 2009

Friendship Lagoon

A lingering, often irreversible situation in a budding relationship in which an eligible partner's attempts at seeking a mate are rebuffed or denied because of his or her failure to make it past friendship.

Dick - "Hey so whats up with you and Kate, are you screwing or what?"

Sam - "I was too slow to ask her out, and now we are stuck in friendship lagoon."

by bitchmasterfunk October 19, 2011

Simple Lampoon

Making someone look silly with a beautifully simple act of mischievousness.

Originally from the UK TV series Peep Show

Mark: You know Kerry, cancer Kerry, I need to find out, for a friend, the name of that Chinese doctor she was raving about, do you remember?

Jez: Sure. It was Doctor Ying Fu Yip... Wang Shong... Pang Fang Wang... Dang Dong Ning Po Ku.

Mark: Oh right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.

by Simple Lampoon March 5, 2013

Lapookie Allawishes

A ghetto black man from the had that benzo made up

Man that guy is in the ghetto he looks like a Lapookie Allawishes

by christianh.14 April 27, 2021