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Lappetizer 

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.
Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!
Lappetizer by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011
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Zetus Lapetus 

An expression of exclamation from the popular Disney movie 'Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century' (1999). The expression is also frequently used in 'Zenon: The Zequel' (2001) and 'Zenon: Z3' (2004), both installments of the 'Zenon' television film series. However, there is no known translation or actual meaning of Zetus Lapetus.
Margie: "Oh my gosh, aliens are said to be arriving tomorrow from the nearby black hole!"

Zenon: "Zetus Lapetus! That's stellar Margie!"
Zetus Lapetus by Sin Minor July 30, 2010
The freshly licked fur of a cat or an animal with similar softness.
I like lapelt so much, it is so soft I wish to take it home.
lapelt by heiOana92 October 12, 2011
Bombay slang for 'keep bluffing, i just wont believe you'. You would say it to a person who likes to keep making up stories that aren't always real. The word in plain terms mean to wrap the thread during kite-flying.
When somebody says, I got a phone call from the CEO yesterday. He wants to implement my ideas.
and you know its not true, thats when you say lapet. (drag it more like lapeetttt)
lapet by Anushi September 18, 2005

lapeltriot 

People who claim to be patriots because they pin a flag on their lapel. In reality, such people care only about their personal agendas, and have no regard for the future or integrity of the nation or constituents they're supposed to serve.
That lapeltriot thinks the 'federalist papers' are the rolls you find in the stalls of the men's room on the hill. ... and he uses them in much the same manner.
lapeltriot by gapabba July 25, 2017

yarrak luplet 

means swallow a dick( literally eat it)
ahmet: yarrak luplet ibne!!!!!
mehmet: siktir git tooooop
yarrak luplet by SupremeMastermind December 11, 2016
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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