lap hopper 

A woman who cannot stay single for any length of time. A desperate, thirsty woman with a need to secure a new man before the beds even cold.

That girls a real lap hopper, I don't think she's been single more than an hour.

lap hopper by Chromecoyote July 7, 2014

laptopper 

Those who hang out in public places, often coffee shops, to capture free broadband wireless services. Often their stay exceeds their consumption or welcome.

I had to kick out most of the morning laptoppers to make room for the after-work crowd.

laptopper by bugeisha February 9, 2008

Laptopper's Pinky 

When using a program like photoshop on a laptop, your pink will fall asleep from pressing the control key with it and having the index finger on the click button. The only known remedy is to chew on it.

Damn, Carl, I was shooping that poster all night Thursday and I got Laptopper's Pinky.

Aw shit man did you chew on it?

Laptopper's Pinky by Kirstead April 10, 2010