lap ham 

The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates and usu. of urination in mammals

I was playing with my lap ham.

lap ham by Sir Vesa December 29, 2004

Lap Ham 

noun. A preggers belly

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"

Lap Ham by Dr. Lapham December 28, 2018

lap hammer

An abnormally large penis.

Check out Jay's lap hammer, it's enormous!

lap hammer by VousCrew October 27, 2008

lapham 

Penis, schlong, dong. You get the point.

Suzy waited anxiously on the bed.
Jimmy vaulted into the bedroom, his lapham covered with whipcream and a cherry.

lapham by Nicky J. October 9, 2007

Lapham 

A forceful lap dance that pushes out the most stubborn of turtle-head.

"This celery tastes good now, but I know I'll be looking for a lapham later."

Lapham by Crapatoa November 7, 2011

Laphamization 

Giving a dramatic eyewitness report of an event that hasn't happened yet. Laphamizers get busted either when the event goes down differently than reported or the article goes to print before the event happens.
Named after notorious journalistic fabulist -- or talented psychic -- Louis Lapham.

Barbara Stewart's description of that seal hunt was graphic and bloody. Too bad the seal hunt was cancelled. That Laphamization ended her career.

Laphamization by Shattered Glass May 16, 2009

mr. lapham

the act of inserting one's penis between another's double chins

he gave the fat chick a Mr. Lapham

mr. lapham by ashlie_way February 10, 2008