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A forceful lap dance that pushes out the most stubborn of turtle-head.
"This celery tastes good now, but I know I'll be looking for a lapham later."
by Crapatoa November 07, 2011
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Suzy waited anxiously on the bed.
Jimmy vaulted into the bedroom, his lapham covered with whipcream and a cherry.
by Nicky J. September 26, 2007
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>Feeds on pies
>Hangs around with Formans
>Looks similar to the inside of an international rugby player's jock strap
>Is about equal in intelligence level to a pebble
>Favourite phrases include 'PGR' & 'PH'.
1: Fuck me! That person looks like a Buffalo's arse.
2: It's a Lapham!
1: Oh, that explains it.
2: Mmmm.
by avenger of the idiots February 11, 2005
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The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates and usu. of urination in mammals
I was playing with my lap ham.
by Sir Vesa December 29, 2004
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