lapham

Penis, schlong, dong. You get the point.

Suzy waited anxiously on the bed.
Jimmy vaulted into the bedroom, his lapham covered with whipcream and a cherry.

by Nicky J. October 9, 2007

Lapham

A forceful lap dance that pushes out the most stubborn of turtle-head.

"This celery tastes good now, but I know I'll be looking for a lapham later."

by Crapatoa November 7, 2011

Lapham

>Feeds on pies
>Hangs around with Formans
>Looks similar to the inside of an international rugby player's jock strap
>Is about equal in intelligence level to a pebble
>Favourite phrases include 'PGR' & 'PH'.

1: Fuck me! That person looks like a Buffalo's arse.
2: It's a Lapham!
1: Oh, that explains it.
2: Mmmm.

by avenger of the idiots February 11, 2005

mr. lapham

the act of inserting one's penis between another's double chins

he gave the fat chick a Mr. Lapham

by ashlie_way February 10, 2008

Lathamed

To layoff the majority of First Year Associates in one office after only several months of work, before they even have any real written reviews.

Bob Dell Lathamed the first years in the New York office after telling them at First Year Academy that there was a place for them at Latham & Watkins.

It is rumored that Dave Gordon went on a spectacular vacation the weekend after he Lathamed the first years in his office, suggesting he felt little sympathy for those affected.

by TheChroniclesOfLatham May 24, 2009

Latham Circle Mall

A Mall Located in Latham, New York. The mall has been recently sucking at life due to poor management and shitty anchor stores. They had anchors such as Caldor and J.C. Penny, however, once Caldor went out of business it seemed that the mall was damed for hell. The food court (food-less court) has no restaurants. That's right, not even a McDonald's would pursue the Patients (believed to be insane) who still roam the mall area. The mall has recently transferred ownership, but it will be tough to revive a pile of shit.

Person 1: "Hey have you gone to Latham Circle Mall lately."
Person 2: "Yeah, why?"
Person 1: "What store did you go to?"
Person 2: "I went to every single one!"
Person 1: " Oh so only JC Penny."
Person 2: "Yeah!"

by TyTyhatesny October 25, 2009

lapamble

One ugly, dumb person created by two like-wise people, generally from Kentucky

Look at all those Lapambles over there going into Pee-Wee's camper.

by Miss Understood81 December 3, 2020