jiz bib

Referred to as a homosexuals beard. The purpose of the beard, aka jiz bib, is to protect the man from ejaculate spilling on to his shirt during oral sex.

Good thing rainman had a large jiz bib, or matt would have ruined his new shirt.

by VousCrew October 28, 2008

lap hammer

An abnormally large penis.

Check out Jay's lap hammer, it's enormous!

by VousCrew October 27, 2008

sloppy chewbacca

"When a man puts his testicles in a woman's mouth and then proceeds to ask her a question. In turn her nut slurred speech will sound like that of Chewbacca's."

I totally gave that chick a sloppy chewbacca last weekend!

by VousCrew October 28, 2008