VousCrew's definitions

lap hammer

An abnormally large penis.

Check out Jay's lap hammer, it's enormous!

by VousCrew October 27, 2008

jiz bib

Referred to as a homosexuals beard. The purpose of the beard, aka jiz bib, is to protect the man from ejaculate spilling on to his shirt during oral sex.

Good thing rainman had a large jiz bib, or matt would have ruined his new shirt.

by VousCrew October 28, 2008

sloppy chewbacca

"When a man puts his testicles in a woman's mouth and then proceeds to ask her a question. In turn her nut slurred speech will sound like that of Chewbacca's."

I totally gave that chick a sloppy chewbacca last weekend!

by VousCrew October 28, 2008