Lap Gas

When someone giving a lap dance starts farting uncontrollably onto their lap.

That stripper at Kevin's bachelor party had some rancid lap gas!!

Lap Gas by Spank Hill October 24, 2025

lap gash 

Creative term referring to a vagina as that area of a woman can be said to resemble a gash or wound.

"She's so fat and hot. I'd love to get inside her lap gash." — Abraham Lincoln

lap gash by Lively Debate October 31, 2013

lapgasm 

Ejaculating in your pants from a lap dance alone, without any direct stimulation of the penis.

I went to the strip club for lapgasms every night last week, now my pants glow whenever I go someplace with a black light!

lapgasm by 4got2wipe March 4, 2015

LapGasm 

Busting a Nut in your shorts during a lap dance while the dancer gives hardcore direct stimulation with her hands, breast, mouth, ass, thigh and pussy to your dick without taking it out.

Little Johnny went to the strip club last night and payed for a lap dance from a sexy red head with big breast. During the dance the sexy stripper rubbed her breast so good on little Johny's dick he couldn't help but to LapGasm all over the inside of his gym shorts

LapGasm by JuiceBoxSixNine September 23, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004