Lanking
Lanking: when a person of tall and slim stature stands awkwardly with an expression of extreme self consciousness.
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lanking
Similar to the term 'cranking', this verb represents the simultaneous combination the of laughing and masturbation. Not a common pairing, and those conducting the act would appear to be slightly insane.
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Larking
East Lansing High School
I want an education, instead of having to protect myself. I am white, so I will not be attending East Lansing High School.
East Lansing High School by iotbw January 28, 2023
Lenking
To spend time unproductively, leisurely, not doing anything of use. However, this is not necessarily a negative term; it also implies a relaxed and unstressed period.
Lenking by Graham C Pluck January 15, 2009
Koopa-Backdash-Wave-Slide-Hover-Walk-Moon-Landing
In Super Smash Bros. Melee, characters who's walk-acceleration is lower than their traction value after wavelanding backwards can buffer a slight walk forwards to decrease the momentum lost. The walk input must be at its lowest value to perfectly execute the tech. (rough translation of inputs) Characters with low traction (Luigi) benefit worse than those with higher traction values in Melee. (i.e Gannondorf can benefit from the Koopa Backdash Wave Slide Hover Walk Moon Landing more than Luigi in terms of distance)
Youtube has more info on this.
Youtube has more info on this.
The Koopa-Backdash-Wave-Slide-Hover-Walk-Moon-Landing can make virtually anyone feel like they are playing on ice.
Koopa-Backdash-Wave-Slide-Hover-Walk-Moon-Landing by Do_mmar September 11, 2020
Larking
Larking by FuturisticFrolic March 26, 2019
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murderhobo
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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