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landhorde

A real estate investor who buys and hordes property as a commodity.
Why act like a landhorde, you should not own more than two properties to be fair.
by jock London March 26, 2024
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Landlord Special

Half-assed repairs and maintenance by landlords to save money such as painting over electrical outlets and dead insects instead of hiring a cleaner and then a painter.
We had to evacuate the building and are living on the street. The building was condemned. The electrical work in the building was a Landlord Special.
by Lightning Princess March 16, 2023
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the landlord

A Great White Shark.

the landlord is a term most commonly used by surfers. He is the landlord of the undersea world... the great white shark.
The landlord decided to pay a visit to the lineup and sent everyone back onto the beach.
by Hendo255 October 8, 2007
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Landlord Special

The Landlord Special is that special poorly done touch that landlords add to their homes by trying to repair things themselves.
"My landlord refused to hire a plumber so now I'm stuck with that landlord special."
by Alex M&D May 18, 2022
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landlord

A person who purchases property and rents it out to others for a living. Landlords earn a profit by charging people to live on land that they own.

Landlords are controversial, and encountered renewed controversy in the late 2010s and early 2020s. Their controversy predates these years and even the internet (despite what some claim), however, as exemplified by Mao Zedong's large-scale purging of them. Some argue that landlords provide an invaluable service to society by allowing individuals to live somewhere for a price cheaper than purchasing a property on their own. Renters typically do not have to do large-scale repairs, nor do they pay directly for the bills involved in the day-to-day managing of the property (although their rent goes toward it), however these things are at the discretion of the landlord.

Others argue that landlords do not provide a real service, and simply purchase properties that could be provided to others for a far smaller price or even none at all. Further, they argue, the fact that landlords own property that they usually do not live in only to charge others to live there means that their income relies on "exploiting" those who need shelter.

In this sense, one's opinion on landlords serves as a marker for their view on the function of society at large, principally their view on the economic system in which they currently live (which is usually capitalism).
My landlord increased my rent to account for inflation.
by lazarusinhell June 3, 2023
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langhorne's bitch

(n.) Anyone who is contantly bending to authority and afraid to do anything where there is a slight risk for getting in trouble. Also obsessed with being a coach/teacher's pet. Pretty much just a little baby back bitch.
Mike: hey, i don't think we should do that. coach told us not to.

me: dude don't be such a langhorne's bitch
by gmen12 January 26, 2011
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Landlord

A god. A chad. The man who makes it possible for you to live in a house for cheap and complain about it on the Internet.
Landlord: I’m only asking for a tip of 5% per month.
Renter: make it 10% my good man!
by RedditMoment69420 August 7, 2020
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