longhorned 

To have your anal region completely violated in a "back 40" location in Texas. These southern attacks usually involve Midwestern Yankee business men who truly believe the Civil war is over.

Upon returning from a business trip to Texas, my roommate Steve was walking very bull-legged. I asked him, "What the hell happened to you?" He said, "While under the spell of a southern girl's accent, her brothers took me out to the back 40 and Longhorned me!" "Damn Steve, I told you not to mess with Texas!"

longhorned by Barbicakes June 20, 2008

Windows Longhorn 

The codename for Windows Vista. It featured a sidebar built into explorer.exe and was based on the Windows XP codebase up until Windows Longhorn Build 4093. From Windows Longhorn build 4008, explorer.exe had a severe memory leak and wasn't fully fixed until the development reset. The development was resetted in September 2004 and based on Windows Server 2003 SP1 codebase. The first Windows Longhorn build to feature the Windows Server 2003 SP1 codebase was Windows Longhorn Build 5048. It was slow and laggy. Windows Longhorn was a fucked up development project from Microsoft.

Yeah bro! I have Windows Longhorn build 3718, the classic Operating System.

Windows Longhorn by ddoser July 13, 2012

Camp Longhorn 

heaven...hallie will always be with us there

Camp Longhorn is my LIFE

Camp Longhorn by mike December 23, 2004

Camp Longhorn 

1.Truly and Honestly my favorite place in the world. I wait all year just so i can go back to CLH. Whatever branch and whatever term, it is a wonderful experience that I wouldn't give up for the world.

Though it's been said... It really is 2. heaven on earth.

3. Attawaytogo CLH, and dear god we love you.

"When life gets me down, I just think about the next time I get to spend at camp longhorn."

"I wish I was out of school and back at CLH"

Camp Longhorn by Bailey Burgundy March 21, 2009

langhorne's bitch

(n.) Anyone who is contantly bending to authority and afraid to do anything where there is a slight risk for getting in trouble. Also obsessed with being a coach/teacher's pet. Pretty much just a little baby back bitch.

Mike: hey, i don't think we should do that. coach told us not to.

me: dude don't be such a langhorne's bitch

langhorne's bitch by gmen12 January 26, 2011

longhorn lick 

Longhorn Lick, similar to Raider Rash is an STD that cause the genital area to burn and chaff. Longhorn Lick effects those who have a sexual experience with someone who attends the University of Texas.

Guy: Yo! That chick from the party last night gave me Longhorn Lick! My dick is on fire.

Friend: Nah bro, she goes to to Texas Tech. That’s definitely Raider Rash.

longhorn lick by TheRamFam November 5, 2019

camp longhorn 

Heaven on earth---a place where you are guaranteed a great summer.

Dude---I am so sick of Dallas...I'm ready for CLH

camp longhorn by Emma June 19, 2003