landlawd 

An old asshole that rents you a premises and then becomes mad with power managing it. causing you all sorts of grief and lawding over your every move.

Lawd of Land- LandLawd (Land-law-dick)
No I am Not fixing that! yet!
What do you mean the rent will be a day late, get out!
Not my problem! get out!
pack up your shit and move out if you don't like it.
can you stop putting so much recycling in the recycle bin, or get out!
Why is your light on at 5.00 in the morning, wasting my electricity, you can just get out!
Thanks for the rent, will you have next weeks or you can get out!!!

landlawd by propart May 30, 2009

landoawd 

A big goofy guy who has read and memorized the dictionary yet still speaks with an incorrect southern style accent.

Wow, LandoAWD is 6'8" and goofy.

landoawd by TheMan January 4, 2005

Landlady 

A lonely creepy old woman who owns a boarding home. Most know for going through visitors private items or trying to lure young men into their boarding home.

I heard the Landlady tried to taxidermy her pets.

Landlady by Quick Boi (e3e) March 4, 2020

landoawd 

Friends with Tom ( See: Aw4g63)

Tom's buddy Lando got John Blazed after work and drank a rack of Coorslights. Tom said it was enough Coors lights to kill a rhino.

landoawd by Coolest guy ever April 20, 2005

Landlady 

A "landlady" is someone who owns or rents out property, providing space for others to live or work. The term, traditionally gendered, now refers to any person managing rental properties, regardless of gender.

"My landlady is super chill—she lets me paint the walls however I want."

Landlady by Mack Maverick November 22, 2024