landoawd 

A big goofy guy who has read and memorized the dictionary yet still speaks with an incorrect southern style accent.

Wow, LandoAWD is 6'8" and goofy.

landoawd by TheMan January 4, 2005

landoawd 

Friends with Tom ( See: Aw4g63)

Tom's buddy Lando got John Blazed after work and drank a rack of Coorslights. Tom said it was enough Coors lights to kill a rhino.

landoawd by Coolest guy ever April 20, 2005

landlawd 

An old asshole that rents you a premises and then becomes mad with power managing it. causing you all sorts of grief and lawding over your every move.

Lawd of Land- LandLawd (Land-law-dick)
No I am Not fixing that! yet!
What do you mean the rent will be a day late, get out!
Not my problem! get out!
pack up your shit and move out if you don't like it.
can you stop putting so much recycling in the recycle bin, or get out!
Why is your light on at 5.00 in the morning, wasting my electricity, you can just get out!
Thanks for the rent, will you have next weeks or you can get out!!!

landlawd by propart May 30, 2009

Landoaldo 

It's a real name. He's usually the soul of the party and he constantly makes new words, but he's a God so it's OK. He has a superiority complex

"hi Landoaldo how are you today?"
"Parziale sorella"

Landoaldo by GrandeG3 November 22, 2021