lancearmstrong 

(verb) When playing a sport that normally requires two balls, such as Beer pong, a ball is lost but the game is kept going. Pronounced quickly and slurred as a single word version of "Lance Armstrong" due to its use during drinking games.

Damn, we lost a ball! Fuck it, we'll lancearmstrong it for now on!

lancearmstrong by pokstad October 22, 2007

dope like lance armstrong 

adj. describing something awesome that is only possible under the influence of serious doping, like the kind Lance Armstrong did in the tour de france.

Dude, I just went a 69-0 kd in CoD!

Dude, that is dope like lance armstrong!

dope like lance armstrong by Gingerwhalegw January 19, 2013

Lance Armstrong 

A(person) lying, cheating, piece of human excrement.

Man that guy cheated on my baby sister and then cleaned out her bank account too. All the while she was pregnant with his kid. He is such a fucking Lance Armstrong

Lance Armstrong by Mike Zo January 15, 2013

lance armstrong 

Lance Armstrong

Ever get a bag of shelled peanuts and you pull one out of the bag and it looks normal but then you crack it open and there's only 1 nut on the inside? That's a Lance Armstrong.

I'm still hungry for nuts. This bag is full of Lance Armstrongs.

lance armstrong by thiisnotmyrealname January 29, 2015

Lance Armstrong 

When knowingly guilty of something, repeatedly deny vehemently to the point of playing the ethical or moral card.

Before finally admitting to PED use, former cycling champion Lance Armstrong said the following:

1. "We are completely innocent. We run a very clean and professional team that has been singled out due to our success"

2. "The simple truth is that we outwork everyone. But when you perform at a higher level in a race, you get questions about doping."

Major League Baseball player Ryan Braun, before finally admitting to "making mistakes" took it to a new level with some of his quotes:

1. "When you know you're innocent of something, it's extremely difficult to have to prove it when you're in a process where you're 100 percent guilty until proven innocent."

2. "I have always taken tremendous pride in my image and my reputation and being a role model and handling myself the right way and doing things the right way."

Lance Armstrong by fooloof August 31, 2013

The Lance Armstrong 

A very uncommon re-rack in beer pong which is a variation of the power I, but with the back cup moved slightly to the side to look like a dick with one ball. Also, one could re-rack to a dick and balls, which is 2 cups in the back with two in an I formation off the front, and then promptly remove one cup leaving you with the lance armstrong.

Big Dirty Dan:Dude, we have three cups left what should we rereack to??
Juan: The Lance Armstrong. Fo sho. Yo.

The Lance Armstrong by stevengross September 1, 2009

Lance Armstrong 

To spike your water bottle o while biking

I needed cocaine while riding my bike so I had to pull off a Lance Armstrong

Lance Armstrong by Kidswillbekids July 3, 2019