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Lan Jiao
Lan Jiao n
the external male organ of copulation, used to transfer semen to the female. In most mammals, it is also used to expel urine from the body.
the external male organ of copulation, used to transfer semen to the female. In most mammals, it is also used to expel urine from the body.
Lan Jiao by XiaoDongXi April 20, 2006
lanjiao
A Hokkien vulgar term which means "Penis". Usually used by Malaysians, Singaporeans and Bruneians. Lanjiao can also be called kukujiao, kuku, jiaojiao, xiaodidi, didi or lanjiau
Opposite of cibai (vagina)
It is widely used for express ones anger or frustration.
Often accompanies by cibai in a sentence.
Opposite of cibai (vagina)
It is widely used for express ones anger or frustration.
Often accompanies by cibai in a sentence.
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Lanjiao by ChaoAhBeng March 26, 2021
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