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To write a message on facebook or myspace that has absolutely nothing to do with you, and should not concern you at all.
Dude, did you see that message on facebook, that was a total Jiao.
Jiao by Charles Sonido January 16, 2008
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Jiao is aa wonderful person who I would like to eat up, he is very charming, cute, pretty and a loving person, you will be happy with jiao but he is an asshole sometimes but jiao is someone I love<3
"Omg it's jiao, ughh I love him so much he makes me so happy"
Jiao by VALDEEZNUTS February 11, 2022

Jiao Jiao 

a woman who has a distinctive personality, one who can laugh at anything, including themselves, who is especially kind and caring to others. She is a woman who above all else knows the value of having fun, and not taking life too seriously. She is a woman that you can trust and count on to brighten your day. She is a woman who can inexplicably make you feel really good just by being around her, and yet brings such great sadness when she is gone.
Jiao Jiao is a beautiful woman!
Jiao Jiao by Jacob Teel November 22, 2009

Jiao Jiao 

A girl who has it all; beauty, talent, intelligence.. etc.
Sara: She is such a Jiao Jiao
Billy: OH I know, I would tap that!
Jiao Jiao by Blake Brown November 16, 2009

jiao movie 

Jiao defined as bad or porn,it also called as 'penis'in the cantonese.
Jiao movie is a verb.
So,you can use it to describe a person watching porn,fapping(mustubate).
Beside that,you can describe a movie,drama or show have a bad ending or a story.
He watching jiao movie again.(mustubate/watching porn)
Just now I watched a jiao movie.(bad ending/story movie,drama or show)
jiao movie by Jiao movie May 14, 2016

JIAO KIA 

A general term to describe a person who is behaving in a way that makes you irritated for no apparent reason. It can be the way he walks, talks or looks at people.
*Guy B working hard*
Guy A : Hey, can you stop slacking at work? *grins*
Guy B: Go away la, Jiao Kia....
JIAO KIA by HOLLAND ZGNAW March 28, 2018
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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