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When someone is so lazy that they either seem to be retarded or for all intents and purposes are functioning at the level of a retard.
"Fuck, that dude is seriously laztarded." or "No, Bob really isn't that dumb, he's just been kinda laztarded lately.
laztarded by Meisen July 7, 2008

lactarded 

Adj- the state of being lactose intolerent
"Yo, why can't Meg drink milk?"
"Dude i told you, she's lactarded"
"Oh right..."
lactarded by jake826 May 6, 2006

lametard 

Billy was such a lametard.
lametard by IeshaOpps December 17, 2007

lactarded 

the same as being lactose intolerant, when dairy makes you sick.
person: hey, do you want some milk?
person: no thanks, im lactarded
lactarded by crazygnome October 26, 2007

lametard 

Someone that enjoys making up stupid nicknames for people that do not make sense
Nick called me a crackwhore edition 27, he is such a lametard.
lametard by A rems December 16, 2008

lametard 

1.Someone who is stuck in the phase between being lame and completely retarded and uses dude in every sentince.
2. A person who licks a leaf and sticks it on their forehead.
1. Dude:"Duuuude, that dude has like an awesome gb. Duuuuuude!"
Guy: "Dude, you're such a lametard."
2. She's such a lametard that she stuck the poison oak leaf on her forehead.
lametard by x_sun_child_x September 30, 2005
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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