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laztarded

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When someone is so lazy that they either seem to be retarded or for all intents and purposes are functioning at the level of a retard.
"Fuck, that dude is seriously laztarded." or "No, Bob really isn't that dumb, he's just been kinda laztarded lately.
laztarded by Meisen July 7, 2008

lactarded 

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Adj- the state of being lactose intolerent
"Yo, why can't Meg drink milk?"
"Dude i told you, she's lactarded"
"Oh right..."
lactarded by jake826 May 6, 2006

lametard 

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when you combine lame and retarded.
Billy was such a lametard.
lametard by IeshaOpps December 17, 2007

lactarded 

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the same as being lactose intolerant, when dairy makes you sick.
person: hey, do you want some milk?
person: no thanks, im lactarded
lactarded by crazygnome October 26, 2007

lametard 

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Someone that enjoys making up stupid nicknames for people that do not make sense
Nick called me a crackwhore edition 27, he is such a lametard.
lametard by A rems December 16, 2008

lametard 

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1.Someone who is stuck in the phase between being lame and completely retarded and uses dude in every sentince.
2. A person who licks a leaf and sticks it on their forehead.
1. Dude:"Duuuude, that dude has like an awesome gb. Duuuuuude!"
Guy: "Dude, you're such a lametard."
2. She's such a lametard that she stuck the poison oak leaf on her forehead.
lametard by x_sun_child_x September 30, 2005
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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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minimap 

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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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