Dave: Hey mark and Joe, do you fancy going to the darts?
Mark: yeah I'm well up for that
Joe: I've been a couple of times before and I reckon I'll go
Dave: Cool, I've just bought tickets, you both owe me
Mark: Actually, I can't go now. Sorry for being a lame arse but just realised I'm going out the night before
Joe: Sorry my girlfriend won't let me go and I never actually said I wanted to go.
Dave: You two are lame arse dicks!
Mark: yeah I'm well up for that
Joe: I've been a couple of times before and I reckon I'll go
Dave: Cool, I've just bought tickets, you both owe me
Mark: Actually, I can't go now. Sorry for being a lame arse but just realised I'm going out the night before
Joe: Sorry my girlfriend won't let me go and I never actually said I wanted to go.
Dave: You two are lame arse dicks!
by Letsplaydarts July 30, 2018