Ladonnaism

The act of pretending that everyday activities are more difficult than they really are.

Tyler: how was your day?

Ladonna: It sucked because I had to make a grocery list and I did laundry.

Tyler: That is such a ladonnaism

by crusader1095 March 19, 2010

Layonnaise

What your girlfriend puts on your sandwich to take with you after she recycles the produce of the fun you two had the previous night.

Yum that layonnaise tastes so good! Far better than that awful store bought mayonnaise. Me and my girlfriends homemade stuff is so much better!

by TheFunnyGuy88 January 19, 2024