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lakewood ranch 

a school full of std-ridden kids that like to get messed up on drugs all the time
there are the git-r-dunnssss
the preppies, jocks and jesus children
the stoners
and then all the lesser beings that no one talks to

most of lakewood ranch's students have some sort of disease
and a lot of money

bradenton, fl sucks
lakewood ranch by Mike Wilder December 4, 2007
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Lakewood Ranch 

a place in the central Florida boonies where gullible boomers bought into the idea of suburban sprawl thinking it was special.
Lakewood Ranch scored a 0/100 on Walkscore.com.

Lakewood Ranch High School 

Where it is more than common that students get fucked up on drugs and other shit, constantly. You can't see the original concret because of all the dip spit and gum on the ground. Generally filled with gangsters and rednecks. There is literally no trouble in finding the drugs you want.
Lakewood Ranch High School...Damn

Lakewood Ranch High School 

A high school in Bradenton Florida known for it's award winning TV and Film Production program. As of the 2005 school year Lakewood Ranch High School has won 2 awards at the Sarasota Film Festival, 1 award at the Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival, and 2 first place finishes in the TSA short film competition.
"Didn't Lakewood Ranch High School produce such great films as Eleven:Eleven, Repentance, and Run Away With Your Shadow?"

"They sure did and they won awards for them too!"
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